dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis

Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?

by Jumper cables July 30, 2016

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020

Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018

cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

Linkin’s Dick

Fucking Huge Cunt, Bloody big whopper

I wanna suck this Linkin’s dick

by jesusthefapper May 9, 2020

tiny dick nick

a boy who will play you over and over and not care about how much he is hurting you. he will probably talk to many other girls when he is telling you he is “loyal” and you are the “only one”. He may be hot but he will try and get with your friends when he is talking to you. he will probably send dick picks to all of your friends even if they don’t ask or just send a black screen. he will try to make you feel like you were the reason he wasn’t willing to keep dating after a few days. he will lie to you and try to cover it up by lying and getting his friends to either lie or he will lie to them. he can not be trusted and he will hurt you and every girl he will get with be he used girls for fun.

girl one: tiny dick nick hurt me over and over
girl two: i knew he was bad don’t let girl three talk to him she will take him even if he hurt you and even if you are still not over him

girl three: girl one said she was over him so i’m going to date him and hurt her anyway

by bigbootysusie May 3, 2020