Put you on a shirt

To put someone's Roblox avatar picture on a shirt.

That's why I'm gonna put you on a shirt

by Jdlj1983 May 14, 2024

I know you.

you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.

Her: How do you know

Him: I know you.

by Anon9011 June 12, 2024

let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

Invincible:...

by collegegrappler December 24, 2023

Are You Clapped?

Yes.

Mason: *looks up "am I clapped?". Sees that there are no answers for this very important search. Decides to answer it.*
Are You Clapped? Well if you are Mason then yes.

by Trueroo June 10, 2019

Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

You

A failiure, aomebpdy nobody loves, somebody who puts fries in their mcflurry, somebody who kisses femboys.

You should kys!

by Clap my cheeks February 4, 2024