you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

PC’d up

Adjective, Slang, Jail/Prison terminology

One who may find themselves in protective custody while incarcerated. What type of person might be Protected? Those who can’t fend for themselves (really old, really young, disabled); those who have a target on their back (high profile individual, timid/closeted homosexual, or individuals whose crime was committed against children/elderly/animals).

I bet when he gets to prison, The South Siders are gonna whoop his ass. That is, if he doesn’t get PC’d up, like a bitch.

by High _Speed_Chase September 20, 2025

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023

Up

Never give up
Yeah
Never give up
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one (my number one)
Number one (number one)
Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait right here 'til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one (the tide is high)
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one (my number one)

Number one
Every time that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Every time that I got you near me
I know the way that I want it to be
But you know I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime's pleasure
Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait right here 'til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no (not gonna let go)
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Every time that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Every time that I got you near me
I know the way that I want it to be
But you know I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime's pleasure
The tide is high, but I'm holding on

The point being I am not giving up!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 25, 2023

Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

caked up

its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake

damn, im all caked up now.

by dingablongo October 24, 2023

push up

to spit game or juice up. usually a female

me: “yo bro aniyah is sitting all alone. go push uppp”

homeboy: “nahh broo her nigga bout to come”

by yeye. smirking face May 2, 2022