The War Against Furries

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.

Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

Nigga cootie war

Refers to nigga cootie war, from the famous kpop song singing Korean that sounds "nigga cootie war, poggers butthole".

This is a way of using the n word without getting criticized since you can just say you are speaking Korean, but really you are just saying the n word. Nigga just means "you are" in Korean.

If you use it enough, your friend might join you to sing "poggers butthole". Which is the sequel of this amazing sentence and you and your friends can get away with anything ;)

Joe: "OMFG you suck at this game lol"
Bill: "Nigga cootie war .... (sings it)"
Joe: "ay wtf you cant say that"
Bill: "wdym im just speaking Korean"

by joe is ur mama November 25, 2021

Russian Civil War

Da Soviet

Russian Civil War be like

Never gonna give you up

by Annv June 21, 2021

The console/gaming war

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.

The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh

by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013

World War II

According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":

"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."

A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.

by Pork King November 5, 2005

russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

shut up war

When two kids get mad at each other and start telling each other to shut up. There's also "you're gay" wars too.

Me: Look at them; they're having a shut up war. Heh.
Kid 1: Shut up!
Kid 2: No, you shut up!
Kid 1: No, you shut up!
Kid 2: No, you shut up!

by spel itt rite June 21, 2006