opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

Knobbing-Off

The act of male masturbation.

I feel like knobbing-off

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

jaggin off

when you break into your best Mick Jagger impression

"Hey, whatcha up to??"

"Not much, dude. Just jaggin off listenin to The Stones."

"Huh??"

"...got some Puerto Rican girls just DYINNNN to MEET CHU!!!!"

*breaks down*

by gidrew August 13, 2010

jacking off

to masturbate

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix

by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016

fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.

"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."

by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006

Had Off

British informal,
Verb,

1. To be conned/tricked/ripped off,

2. To have something stolen,
3. The act of sexual intercourse,
(also to "Have Off", present tense)

1. "This product is fake, I've been had off"
2. "I left my bike outside, and the guy had off with it"
3. "He's had it off with my wife, but I've been having it off with his"

by OneTimePad May 28, 2018

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013