Jelly Finger

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.
I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.
by Jelly Wiener November 12, 2009
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Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.
SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.
by Thralkhar July 02, 2016
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church finger

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.
Ari over there really be using the church finger on me
by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020
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finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck
fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
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Finger Cuff

The wedding band worn by a married couple, saying that the ring is a restrictive device (similar to handcuffs).
Mark used to party, but he's got a finger cuff now.
by Highanxietymind March 23, 2008
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Bobby Fingers

A disease that afflicts those who must use three emails or 20 IMs to convey a single thought.
He was blowing up my IM with his bobby fingers trying to tell me about the press release he needed.

He's got the bobby fingers, I got no less than three emails from him asking me to write the article about the Kung Fu Ninja diet.
by BrandiK December 10, 2010
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Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.
John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"
by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006
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