Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.

SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.

by Thralkhar July 2, 2016

Jelly Finger

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.

I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.

by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Finger Cuff

The wedding band worn by a married couple, saying that the ring is a restrictive device (similar to handcuffs).

Mark used to party, but he's got a finger cuff now.

by Highanxietymind March 23, 2008

Middle finger

To indicate that you want to fuck them

I stuck up the middle finger up at Mariah hope she got that message

by Milk time lmao June 17, 2019

finger joust

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.

Dude, I went to www.fingerjoust.com and learned all about finger jousting.

by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005

Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.

John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"

by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006