D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

by Alan King September 2, 2004

x<D

You put chop sticks in your nose with a laughing face

I went to the restaurant you told me about x<D

by kennyorangehoodie March 6, 2012

D-Couch

An alternate word for "Douch" used to referring to somebody and/or thing. Pronounced "Dee Couch".

Chris: John dont talk to Tim.
John : Why not?
Chris: Because he is a D-Couch.
John: Oh! I see!

by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007

D-Rizzle

A nickname that usually is for black people but can be used for whites whose names start with the letter D and if they are Cooler than a Scandonavian in Artesia!

Hey Darrel, why does everyone call you D-Rizzle?

by Darell7 March 8, 2009

breaky d

breakdown

i can't wait 'til this exam is over, i'm about to have a breaky d

by LA(dson)TOUR June 2, 2011

D-Shiznit

The license plate numba that B-Rad has off of Malibu's Most Wanted.... luv that movie!

I am looking for a license plate with the number of -sighs- D-Shiznit

by Allie July 5, 2004

Sn' D

Short for Suckin' some dick.

"y0, where's mike?"
"Sn' D, as usual."

by deap November 18, 2006