Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025

Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.

Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans

by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Captain charming day

October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.

“Dude it’s October 27th! Let’s rewatch ‘good form’ in honour of captain charming day!”

by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022

Captain's Pass

1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.

Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

by mbrewer32 July 4, 2016

Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019