Logan Paul is a youtuber that might be mentally retarded for he films dead bodies. He has swam in a Japanese (sacred) river and he tried to fight the great KSI.
by Godchurch like your nan December 18, 2018
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Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
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Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
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Holy shit Jake Paul`s videos made me we wanna put my head in a oven while drinking Clorox mixed with tide pods
by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019
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by Trey Coffman December 15, 2008
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He became the lead singer for the North East indie band Maximo Park in 2003.
He is noted for his original style and on-stage behaviour, particularly his dancing and handchops whilst singing.
He sings from his 'red book' when onstage, the inside of which few have seen; it contains his song lyrics, poems he's written and various diary entries.
He tweets under the name paulsmithmusic and released his first solo album, Margins, in October 2010.
He also performs with MeandthetwinS occasionally.
He became the lead singer for the North East indie band Maximo Park in 2003.
He is noted for his original style and on-stage behaviour, particularly his dancing and handchops whilst singing.
He sings from his 'red book' when onstage, the inside of which few have seen; it contains his song lyrics, poems he's written and various diary entries.
He tweets under the name paulsmithmusic and released his first solo album, Margins, in October 2010.
He also performs with MeandthetwinS occasionally.
Person 1: Are you going to The Cluny tonight?
Person 2: Yeah! Maximo Park are playing!
Person 1: Really?! Can't wait to see Paul Smith, he has an amazing stage presence!
Person 2: Yeah! Maximo Park are playing!
Person 1: Really?! Can't wait to see Paul Smith, he has an amazing stage presence!
by northernangel February 29, 2012
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