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touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience
"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025
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Explode A Woman Day

On 19th of November, You will be blessed with the permission to explode one woman, with a napalm bomb, or a tub of mustard gas,
Bob: Hey, its Explode a Woman day, Let's Explode Your Ex
Bill: Sure, I'll buy the bomb
by ruborman November 13, 2021
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SORBJLESH WOmAN

THE ARTATION OF anorther tipe of FLESH HUMAN BEING WOMAN THAT WAS MADE BY A GUMIGHTYBEJIS AND LORMIGHTYBEJIS BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR IS GUIDE AND Lord of SORBJLESH HUMANITY AND ANIMALS RULER OF ALL SORBJLESH HUMANITY AND ANIMALS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED SORBJLESH WOMAN AND MAN AND ANIMALS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ June 1, 2020
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Woman

Full grown biological female that has the organs necessary to gestate another human being at birth.
That is a real woman inside and out!
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend
Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.
by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017
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