prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

Menno tekst

A Menno tekst is a tekst or text wich is hard to follow or to comprehend. It's often seen as way out there or to abstract. A Menno author often thinks his texts makes sense but they really don't.

Damn son that paper was a reall menno tekst! Were you drunk when you wrote that?

by lazurii February 19, 2019

tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.

Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!

by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019

high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone

Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls

by mfdoge March 22, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Driving test

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female

" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test

by old queen June 2, 2019

Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD

Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!

by CHIEF_Rico June 2, 2019