When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
by jibmums February 23, 2017
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by Tooeager May 22, 2021
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by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017
Get the Donkey Surprise mug.Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022
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by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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