A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
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Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
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