sheet seeking missile 

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

sheet seeking missile by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

fitted sheet army 

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

fitted sheet army by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Sheet Stuffer 

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

Sheet Stuffer by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017

Skeeb 

the act of getting fucked over/ fuck

he skeebed the shit outta me he owes me 100$ and never payed me back

Skeeb by yubaaaa May 8, 2017

sheet slicers 

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

sheet slicers by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

pre-sheet 

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

pre-sheet by eemocham June 7, 2017

Sheet cray 

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

Sheet cray by JJOC August 1, 2017