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tossed salad 

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel
She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!
tossed salad by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs 

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

Fruit Salad 

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.
Fruit Salad by Frisky Corvette October 31, 2011

fruit salad 

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."
"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

buck salad 

A salad made with anal buckage and lettuce topped with afterbirth as dressing.
I think the afterbirth on my buck salad went bad.
buck salad by Zope September 7, 2007

noodle salad 

The term used for having several soft penises in your mouth consecutively, or at the same time.
She is the queen of eating noodle salad! I saw her handle six softies at one time at a swingers party.