vertical bacon sandwich 

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

vertical bacon sandwich by dunno August 21, 2003

Love Sandwich 

sitting between two people that you like at the same time causing you to be stuck in a love sandwich.

Person 1: I saw this dude last night who was in a love sandwich with these two chicks.

Love Sandwich by The Goose, the Duck and Swan January 16, 2010

Shit Sandwich 

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

Shit Sandwich by roadcoder May 12, 2008

furburger sandwich

cutting your girlfriends pubes off, shitting on them then putting it in a hamburger bun, then making her eat it while you ram her in the ass

i made a furburger sandwich then made my wife eat it.

furburger sandwich by poop on a doop December 23, 2009

Lip Sandwich 

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.

I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!

Lip Sandwich by Steve Dempsey December 24, 2008

Mushroom Sandwich 

A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.

Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.

Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.

Mushroom Sandwich by i love phoenixville March 14, 2009

onion sandwich 

where you masturbate in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. At the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves masturbates into your mouth. the vice principal walks in and you cum and shit onto a pregnancy test. later on you do sexual things with cookie.

why isn't josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.

onion sandwich by Rhyda Broomstik September 23, 2009