russian muffin from hell 

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

russian muffin from hell by max May 17, 2005

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST

Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter by Jude8382881 July 27, 2020

Russian money shot 

When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.

I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!

Russian money shot by Hellsa house August 29, 2009

Russian Snow Cone 

When a woman gets a mouth full of russian vodka and then sucks a penis

'My bitch gave me a good old russian snow cone last night'

Russian Snow Cone by simonhairynips December 10, 2009

Russian Lasagna 

1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!

Russian Lasagna by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

Russian Defense 

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).

Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!

Russian Defense by Agent Red October 19, 2010

Russian Mafia 

The act of putting a gun up a woman's vagina.

Stan gave his girl a Russian Mafia last night and they haven't spoken since.

Russian Mafia by The AwkwardTree October 12, 2017