Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018

zhyll depression

when you're crush says brb and doesn't return for hours and you feel like crying but you're staying strong

holy shit I think I have zhyll depression again

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha July 20, 2018

nillie depression

That feeling you have when you can not be by their side or even embrace millie bobby brown and noah schnapp, not having them by your side when you really need them, the farther they are the more you are depressed. You are desperate and you can hardly breathe because there is not a single space that has not covered your tears

I have to hug them, I have nillie depression

by nillie_schnipper August 18, 2018

Fillie Depression

Getting sad seeing Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard’s pictures

I’m on a Fillie Depression, I can’t help it

by fillie.aep August 31, 2018

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Postwhackit Depression

(N) The feeling you get immediately after you’ve masturbated to completion where you are disgusted with yourself and the world around you.

“And so, as the Postwhackit Depression set in, I found myself desperately missing the warm embrace of the person who’s nudes I had just beat off to.”

by Fruitsnackdino October 28, 2018