Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.

Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!

by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017

Patricking

patricking; to shut down a game as a joke, with an intention to humour others.

Hey, stop patricking!

by duisahxsiuxdsjdsj December 1, 2017

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017

Patricia Salad

Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.

"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"

by Winstar December 6, 2017

Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018

Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) May 3, 2018

patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.

I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock

by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018