potatoes

A discrete way of saying boobs. One can also use the shortened form of tateres

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters

by Mr Kappa Chi February 14, 2004

potato sacking

A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...

I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson

by kenny carino April 26, 2006

potatoey vag-whiff

The scent left on one's fingers after having had them in a vagina, often likened to the earthy smell of potatoes.

After having a vigorous finger-session, Frau Cocosnuss noticed potatoey vag-whiff on her lover's hand.

by facadie September 29, 2007

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

Potato Salad

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad

Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

by isaidyoucanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

california potato chip

a potato chip made in california

by Blah October 30, 2003