penis fish

The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.

George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!

by mung35 May 30, 2007

Penis boy

A whimsical term for a guy who kind of acts like an alpha male, but still comes up short.

What's up Penis boy? Are you tearing into those business reports, or what?

by JohnK May 22, 2005

penis butter

semen

after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt

by the sperminator July 28, 2003

penis hair

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

Penis snot

What I found in my hamburger tonight.

A Whopper beats a Big Mac!

by Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker April 29, 2005

packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006