tard

a person that is a retarded bare every day

Steve Loural is a tard

by t2323122232 May 20, 2011

Techno-tard

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.

That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it

Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.

Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.

by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025

Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

by quitepedantic November 17, 2015