hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.

that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!

by nigga bitch August 26, 2004

Trenton Hoe

Trenton is a retarted little boy who likes sucking dick out of his huge ears.

Trenton Hoe is retarted

by Nolqn69 March 6, 2017

Danky Hoe

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.

Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010

hoe it up

go dress up like a hoe

That's what your wearing....? Go hoe it up.

by Hoe it up November 7, 2017

hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult

Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.

by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013

Gambit that hoe

When a man cums onto a womans face, then throws playing cards so they stick to her face

Best used after a game of strip poker

Im bout to gambit that hoe!

by dvido July 6, 2009

Twitch Hoe

twitch hoes are people who use 12 year old kids credit cards stolen from mother or father to donate for lewd content from the hoe. She sucks dicks in real life for double the ammount she gets in twitch, thoe.

I'm going to slurp your puss for 3 dollars please twitch Hoe.

by dwasdddddd1223 February 12, 2019