When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
Get the Safe Drunk Drivingmug. The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug. The act of throwing toilet paper at a bitch from the bed of a truck then driving away calling said bitch a bitch a few more times. It is important to get away before the bitch catches the truck as the bitch has most likely been angered.
Jake did a drive stay at Dillons house hitting him in the face with toilet paper. Luckily it was 2020 and Dillon needed the toilet paper for his poor ass.
by Un3asyToad December 16, 2020
Get the drive staymug. by boodze August 18, 2011
Get the drive spymug. A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.
Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023
Get the SSD Drivemug.