To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009
Get the Log Neck Monstermug. Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.
Women: “Want to go on date?”
Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
by Zander Harp December 14, 2021
Get the Monster Meal Grindsetmug. Someone who loves the drink Monster so much that they cannot live without it. If there was one thing they could marry it would be Monster. It is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.
John says, " Hey Dave I got to go my bae is calling me." Dave replies, " Who is your bae." John replies, " Monster is my bae." Dave says, "Your such a Monster Lover John".
by FruityPlant August 15, 2016
Get the Monster Lovermug. by Kublai Khan October 27, 2003
Get the thumby monstermug. by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019
Get the Cookie Monsteringmug. Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM
Monster Jam means this.
Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.
"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"
"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."
MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.
Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.
"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"
"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."
MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.
by Monster Jammer May 26, 2019
Get the Monster JAMmug. Fish Monster (F-ish) (Mon-ster) Adj. - The act of being a fish monster. A Fish Monster is a fat, ugly person thats crawls out of the depths of society and Lies, cheats & steals their way into an attempt to be victorious in whatever they are doing. They also eat their own boogers.
by Pullout May 21, 2016
Get the fish monstermug.