bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 5, 2024

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

Tri-Keta-Tops

It’s like a triceratops, but cooler.

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.

by tate21 January 22, 2024