Jesus Jimmy 

A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse

Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please

Jesus Jimmy by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022

Jesus Omnist 

Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.

That guy believed that Christ was his savior. But he's reading the Quran. He's such a Jesus Omnist.

Jesus Omnist by daniellethecreative_ February 24, 2022

Jesus asscrack 

When the clouds part and it rains

Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up

Jesus asscrack by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022

Jesus Rights 

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

Jesus Rights by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jesus freak 

Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.

Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God

Jesus freak by Datch Guy July 5, 2022

Jesus phac 

Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling

Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"

Jesus phac by Call Urself August 19, 2022

Jesus fucking christ 

A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"

"..."

"Bro, you okay?"

"Jesus Fucking Christ.

Jesus fucking christ by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022