Italian guillotine 

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

Italian guillotine by BDYY June 5, 2022

Italian 

The most beautiful woman.

-Bro I heard she’s Italian
-No wonder she’s so fine, Ima ask her out soon.

Italian by oscu is a qt June 14, 2022

Italian Quesadila 

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

Italian Quesadila by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

Ital 

Pure

I smoke my spliffs ital, no tobacco used!

Ital by ManifestWisdom July 12, 2022

Italian Greyhound 

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

Italian Greyhound by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

Italian wetmop 

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

Italian wetmop by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

Italian Style

When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.

Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."

Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."

Italian Style by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022