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Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?
by theseamus July 23, 2018
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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laughing in irish

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish
by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019
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Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
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Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up
Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment
by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022
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Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction
This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead
by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022
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The Irish Club

Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am
We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?

Fuck yeah cuz
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
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