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Northside Shower

This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.

While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)
Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.

That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.
by Bog Pirate November 9, 2009
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Spicy Shower

When your partner or yourself eat spicy peppers, and then you engage in oral sex or fingering.

(The cure: Half & Half)
Roxy gave Kathrerine a Spicy Shower
by Chai Tea Bag December 1, 2017
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albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.
"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."
by goatsniffer January 18, 2008
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fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.
Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.
by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010
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45 Minute Shower

Term used to descibe when someone spends a long time in the shower (not necessarily 45 minutes) because they are masturbating. The term is often used without proof to describe anyone who has spent a long time in the shower, regardless of the reason.
Calum was late because he was having a 45 minute shower.
by Chris!! April 21, 2007
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hot shower sex

Girls put their back against the tiles and feet up on the edge of the bath Guys, slot in between her legs
by Starr June 2, 2004
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irish shower

Overapplication of cologne, often to cover up the smell of liquor that persists while intoxicated. Usually upwards of 8 sprays.
"The room always reeks of cologne after McCoy takes his Irish shower"
by The Jonstrosity July 2, 2006
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