hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.

Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!

by carlipet October 27, 2012

tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck

Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand

by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017

hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."

What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.

by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021

Frazz hands

Like jazz hands, but frustrated. Hands out spread with fingers gyrating in an irritated way.

Jenny was so irritated by Bob's crap that the frazz hands came out.

by billfredtom September 21, 2011