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Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts
Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
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Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy
She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)
by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022
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haltercation

A noisy dust-up over either: (1) what type of leather/cloth-straps apparatus should be used on a horse's head, or (2) da type/style of upper-body garment dat a chick chooses to wear in public.
Some teenage-girl horse-lovers like to ride around town without anything on their horse's face (they care so much for their horse's comfort that they don't want him to endure any possibly-chafing straps) and without much of anything on THEMSELVES, either --- i.e., they like to wear very brief/revealing clothing --- and so there are always lots of haltercations with their conservative-minded parents dat flare up whenever said chicks are preparing to head out for a clip-clop.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 13, 2022
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Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
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hammer dialling

A telephone dialling technique that can only be done with a rotary phone. Rotary telephones use timed pulses to encode numbers when dialling, such pulses could be imitated by a skilled user rapidly depressing the hang up mechanism and bypass the dial rotor entirely. The name comes from the action and sound of the dialler hurriedly tapping or "hammering" on the top of the phone. This was done to save time as dialling a rotary phone conventionally could take as long as three seconds to input a single number. If you knew the number you were calling well, you could memorize the pulses and hammer them out yourself in half the time.
"Alan sure is on the phone often, he's even learned to hammer dial the Thompson's house."

"Gee, what would make him call the Thompson's so much that he's hammer dialling their number?"
by Stressed Fish January 11, 2023
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hammering tommy fury

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
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