church finger

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.

Ari over there really be using the church finger on me

by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

fire finger

Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.

Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.

by xterra0915 February 25, 2008

Jelly Finger

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.

I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.

by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Finger Cuff

The wedding band worn by a married couple, saying that the ring is a restrictive device (similar to handcuffs).

Mark used to party, but he's got a finger cuff now.

by Highanxietymind March 23, 2008

Bobby Fingers

A disease that afflicts those who must use three emails or 20 IMs to convey a single thought.

He was blowing up my IM with his bobby fingers trying to tell me about the press release he needed.

He's got the bobby fingers, I got no less than three emails from him asking me to write the article about the Kung Fu Ninja diet.

by BrandiK December 12, 2010

Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.

John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"

by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006