by King of the Clam July 17, 2013

Clam Burglar:
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
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