Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot February 3, 2012
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Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort
Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.
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When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
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A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.
"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."
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The female version of a dick pic
Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
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When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.
I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.
by PDXMike March 6, 2016
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Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
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