How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024

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chuck thumbs

To use thumb chucks in a competitive manner

Hey man wanna go chuck thumbs after school?

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Busting chucks

Working hard and fast, as if you were trying to wear through a pair of chucks.

Second shift was busy, we were busting chucks all night.

by Illnevertell July 03, 2013

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chuck movie

A terrible movie picked by Chuck Hansen

99 out 100 movies that chuck picks are chuck movies

by Dry House April 27, 2007

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google me, chuck

Used by someone when answering a question or comment on a subject that is common knowledge to those with the necessary expertise.

Pendeja: Philip Rivers is a sure-bet, first-ballot Hall of Fame candidate!

Knowledgeable professional football fan: Eh, that's debatable, homie! Google me, chuck!

by the N-a-P-A December 03, 2019

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