Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023

Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave

From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.

by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 7, 2017

Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025