When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
Get the mustard capmug. The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.
by Me and only me. October 9, 2017
Get the the mad capmug. Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
Get the Shower capmug. 
Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on
“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)
“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)
by StankWaffle February 10, 2022
Get the Scat Capmug. by Scetchy teenager April 22, 2022
Get the Capmug. The proper terminology for when a mf says some goofy ass shit and you tell them they are factually incorrect
Examples: Stop the cap, the amount of cap in this statement is off the charts, I couldn't process the amount of cap you just said
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
Get the Capmug.