wall candy 

First heard March 2005. Term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually mass produced by a 'sell-out' artist.

same as wall-candy

£300 for that painting of a daisy? It's just wall-candy. Must have taken about 30 minutes to paint.

wall candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

Ninja Candy 

Any over the counter pain supplement ibuprofen

Andrew took ninja candy for the pain in his knees and ankles.

Ninja Candy by Schmahxgn January 20, 2009

hand candy 

to pleasure yourself , or another in a sexual way.

1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!

hand candy by mr-cool April 24, 2009

handy candy 

a nickname for a bowl or other piece that you use to smoke out of. It can be very colorful and vibrant, like a piece of candy.

Yo we are gonna have a smoke sesh later, so bring your handy candy.

Did you see Dave's new handy candy? It looks awesome!

handy candy by misterknowledge July 6, 2011

henry the candy cane lover 

henry the candy cane lover

henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.

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women- im on my period

henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style

ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.

henry the candy cane lover by bob the builder fjierout93401q March 31, 2017

Head Candy 

A television programme that doesn't require any thought to watch. Examples of such programmes would include Friends and anything made up of clips of CCTV/police chase footage.

Alice: What you watching?
Bob: Uh, I don't know, head candy

Head Candy by Steven Lilley May 10, 2008

Arm Candy

When a girl, or preferrably a guy, gets hickies on his or her arm<s> because of the sucking on the arm similar to that of sucking on candy resulting in ARM CANDY!

Wow, that guy has a lot of arm candy, but GROSS! Couldn't he have at least worn a long sleve shirt!? EW!

Arm Candy by Oren Mangoha October 8, 2007