Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

bum slurry

a steaming pile of apres stella brown gold

"leave it for 10 to 15 minutes, i've just released my slurry mountain."

by r. reid February 29, 2004

Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.

Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum

by Pandaboii420 February 26, 2018

grizzle-bums

A child that is unsettled, generally unhappy, hard to comfort, but not seriously ill or crying loudly

My little girl is sick so I will go home to provide fresh troops for the fight against grizzle-bums

by asdfTTDDD August 28, 2016