A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
by bobbyvee November 7, 2009
Get the anti-poon squadmug. A female defense mechanism to ensure that others can will not, or should not, label her as a slut. These can be either excuses, resistance to advances, or blaming others for her choices.
Girl: "I can't sleep with you, I don't really know you."
Guy: "Ok, the anti-slut defenses have triggered I see"
Guy: "Ok, the anti-slut defenses have triggered I see"
by backtrackdefine June 27, 2016
Get the anti-slut defensemug. One whose snobbery is defined by opposition to perceived snobs, highbrow art, aesthetics in general or simply anything one does not like. Can be characterized either by reaction-formation favoring perceived lower-brow forms of art or quite separately by opposition to and persecution of anyone with any perceived aesthetic sensibilities whatsoever.
Anti-snob snob: Can you believe that guy likes Ingmar Bergman??? What a pretentious snob! You know he secretly hates it, nobody REALLY likes that stuff, he's just too much of a poseur to admit he just likes Brett Ratner like the rest of us.
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Anti-snob snob: I don't like that uppity croissant and espresso bullshit, just give me a roll and strong coffee! (paraphrased from Mad Magazine's Simon & Simon parody)
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Dad, stop pretending you don't like Thomas Pynchon and Fellini; Jesus, you've become such an anti-snob snob!
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Anti-snob snob: I don't like that uppity croissant and espresso bullshit, just give me a roll and strong coffee! (paraphrased from Mad Magazine's Simon & Simon parody)
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Dad, stop pretending you don't like Thomas Pynchon and Fellini; Jesus, you've become such an anti-snob snob!
by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 4, 2007
Get the anti-snob snobmug. Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
by John February 8, 2004
Get the Anti Squirrel Coalitionmug. A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
by Alayna2765 December 17, 2008
Get the Anti-Twilightermug. a group of petty horny cocksucking nazi hitler motherfuckers who create child porn & makes up bullshit excuses & and live up to their reputation (kinda like the KKK)
by boI_L September 18, 2021
Get the Anti-DORmug. A popstar named 'Justin Bieber' has become a high risk to our world today, in addition to being a disgrace to music. What is known as the 'Belieb' virus is widely spread now, affected people are known as 'Beliebers'.
Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.
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Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.
Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.
Our Anti-Belieber™ systems, with our inredible ABS® technology, have been proven to be an effective tool into hunting down ‘Beliebers’ over the web, manipulating them in any way possible, and reporting the number of their deaths.
Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.
BREAKING NEWS: Anti-Belieber™ systems have found out an amount of 5,369 suicides due to the trending of "RIP JUSTIN BIEBER" on Twitter.
by Cgsoldier333 January 16, 2011
Get the Anti-Belieber™mug.