Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.

“Bro i’m way better than you”
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know”

by mej mej May 25, 2022

Matt dill

Lazy fat kid that gives a horse shit effort at everything he does

Look at that wrestler he is such at Matt dill

by Young B B February 27, 2017

Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018