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Mr. Bucket

by volta07 January 6, 2024
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering just short of "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium. A share valued at $1 or $1.50 less than a decade ago went for the equivalent of $568 before a 1:5 stock split; aviation stocks were similarly overpriced.

That was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy a stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck December 15, 2025
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Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.
Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.
by West side Bobby July 8, 2023
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Big Bucket

It’s to describe a hunk with medium to large size muscles. The hunk does not have to be shredded.
by bigbucketenergy July 25, 2023
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kit bucket

actual feline of proportions that can be punted like a football
by GoodRexium February 2, 2022
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punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015
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Bucket

by Because I love you April 25, 2019
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