chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Chuck mhigfoy

Another way of saying Sped or a mentally challenged person

Im not going to talk to that Chuck mhigfoy, ugh, like i make fun of those people.

by Traitors Avatar December 16, 2018

3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.

Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!

by Umakhi June 15, 2022

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

chuck.

A type of chuck that is very serious and pays closer attention than average chucks usually do. It’s hard to tell the difference between a chuck and a chuck.

Adam: That chuck is like all the other chucks but I don’t understand the difference.

Steve: That’s not a chuck, that’s a chuck.
Adam: Ohhhh that makes sense!

Steve: Yeah a chuck. Is not a chuck but you could be one if you paid closer attention.

by Ethical Beast August 6, 2021

Josh Chucked

Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.

Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019

Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly

Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025