Loose tits

Whenever you squeeze a loose tit, milk spirts out.

Woah! Your shirt is all wet, you must have loose tits!

by George Flinstone May 27, 2009

The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

by fwantastique April 27, 2009

tit-munster

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.

Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

Tino Tits

when a girl has saggy boobs to the point where they resemble pancakes.

i think ben is wearing beer goggles again... that girl has tino tits.

by Normak May 28, 2006

Tits Bueno

Comparing to a good set of boobs.

Used when referring to something you considered to be awesome/fun/good etc.

Guy 1: Dude, you have to try these cookies my mom brought over.
Guy 2: Good?
Guy 1: Yea...like tits bueno.
Guy 2: Can't beat that!

by lack0fsurprise August 11, 2008

bunny tits

Supple, young titties that resemble the softness and perkiness like that of a bunny. Also, chauvinistic term used to describe a woman with nice titties.

Hey bunny tits, go grab me a sandwich.

by hattiesburg dicks inc. October 25, 2008

Turkey tits

Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle

Ya moms got turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015