Sirius black

The gayest thing you've ever heard of

James: Sirius black.
Sirius: I was called
James: are you gay?
Sirius: ....I make out with Remus in front of you every day
James: yeah but I just thought-
Sirius: over half of my wardrobe is just rainbow clothes
James: well-
Sirius: jumped off the astronomy tower and when I landed yelled "IM GAY" before passing out
James: .... so that's a yes?

by ILikeGayStuff October 3, 2018

Kodak Blacks

When a white person is photographed wearing black face and subsequently alienated by society for the stereotypical and racial damage resulting in repercussions from society at large.

Fraternity President: We’re strongly against any Kodak Blacks in this fraternity pledge.

Pledge: What’s a Kodak Black?

Fraternity President: Look up the former state of Virginia Governor, Ralph Northman’s VMI yearbook photo Pledge.

Pledge: Ok. I’ll go do that after I drink the rest of this bottle of ketchup that you gave me.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 2, 2022

Black Hat

1- A type of Hacker that uses his/her skills for malicious purposes or own amusement/beneficement

2- A synonym for Villain, The Bad Guy, the one that opposes to the good guy and all the pathetic heroes of the world

3- The protagonist of Villainous

-1-
-Did you see in the news? a Black Hat Hacker just hacked the fucking NASA!
-WTF DUDE?! HOW?!

-2-
-In the Marvel Thanos is the biggest Black Hat in it
-I don't think so, he can be all powerful he wants, but NOBODY beats Ultron

-3-
Black Hat: Greeting you poor try of a Villain, Black Hat here! to turn your most wicked thoughts in REALITY!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger February 11, 2018

Black Baboon

(noun) A real spear-chucker who causes problems with their outlandish comments and actions

(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog

(noun) N-word Jim

"Fucking Ricky is such a Black Baboon; he caused such a brawl at the Black Pearl on Grand Avenue last night..."

"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."

"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"

by blorpy October 18, 2016

black magician

The act of someone black putting a dick in someone so fast it looks like it just dissapeared

He is so talented I think he's a black magician!

by Ghosthausasn March 17, 2016

Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.

by Pinesol May 10, 2009

Mad Black

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.

Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".

by Imsupergirl11 October 18, 2019