cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person
My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her
by sirsketchalot August 03, 2012
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slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 26, 2007
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lugi slap

when u hack a lugi into your hand then slap some one
"i lugi slapped that anoying prick"
by wolfofhaste July 31, 2004
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Slap and Slide

A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.
Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.
by joiepietrouskie August 07, 2013
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slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.
Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches
by BigGingerKev May 10, 2006
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Cheese Slap

A slap done with the use of string cheese.
by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005
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slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 14, 2008
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