Robertstown

A small town in central Kildare that from afar resembles a speck of dirt on the horizon. The town currently has a population of about 1000 people and 4 pubs, which are always packed.
Recently the town is now being served with a bus route....but not at the weekend. During the week a bus goes out at 11.20am and comes in at 7pm. so you can get out but if for whatever reason you decide to come in you better find a place to stay.

Currently the town has now disappeared from Ireland under a couple feet of snow.

Nobody cares though...

:Hey man where do you live?
:Robertstown
:.....where the fuck is that!

by andywozere December 3, 2010

Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

Raper Pinch

When you pinch someone on the underside of their upper arm.

Don't piss me off, or I'll raper pinch you!

by ArchuKinLer household October 20, 2010

robert gormley

-a really cool guy
- usualy has a foot long if you catch my drift
- can kick your ass

"look out for robert gormley he once killed a deer with his cock

by Amy smith123 November 26, 2010

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

Robert Frost it

to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments

"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."

by Ra$PutiN January 1, 2012

robert lo

A person in love with ramen.

I love ramen as much as robert lo.

by Ramen Lover December 16, 2013