Robertstown 

A small town in central Kildare that from afar resembles a speck of dirt on the horizon. The town currently has a population of about 1000 people and 4 pubs, which are always packed.
Recently the town is now being served with a bus route....but not at the weekend. During the week a bus goes out at 11.20am and comes in at 7pm. so you can get out but if for whatever reason you decide to come in you better find a place to stay.

Currently the town has now disappeared from Ireland under a couple feet of snow.

Nobody cares though...

:Hey man where do you live?
:Robertstown
:.....where the fuck is that!

Robertstown by andywozere December 3, 2010

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

Darryl Robertson Jr. by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

robertsons 

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

robertsons by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

Pat Robertson by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

pat robertson

An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.

Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.

pat robertson by mud January 17, 2004

pat robertson

a hypocritical,self righteous bastard who claims to be christian, but condons murder of foreign leaders and others he deems unworthy of gods grace.The saddest part is foreigners who don't know shit about america, hear this asshole spew his self indulgent tripe think all americans think this way. Pat like all other televagilists care about one thing,MONEY. They relieve elderly peaple of all there money because they convince them they are going to hell for a lifetime of sin. Old peaple feel guilty and think they can atone be giving these assholes their money. Pat,Jerry and the others live in opulent mansions,drive expensive cars and lavish there family members in wealth.Is this what jesus would do? Does pat robertson actually help anyone? Peaple, don't be fooled,giving this jerk money will not insure entrance to heaven. pat robertson, I hope you burn in hell.

Did you here pat robertson say we should kill hugo ceaser chavez? Pat robertson said all muslims are terrorists.

pat robertson by angry dude April 23, 2006

Samuel Robertson 

An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.

"That Samuel Robertson guy takes so much shaft"

Samuel Robertson by Hesoyam Clan May 28, 2013