Example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man
sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that
guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole
load of sexual potatoes!"